I really wish I could vent, but sadly that only ever causes trouble on this here Internet, so I’m just going to sit here and sulk until I inherit the vast fortune of my industrialist ancestors and move to a zeppelin fortress floating somewhere over the slums of London.
Is what I said to my Fallout New Vegas character before Mother grabbed my 360 and threw it out of the window.
Nobody appreciates my glorious waifus.
(via sweetjeevas)
Who released all these balloons.
The stage organiser only called for a few balloons.
I can’t sing while I’m being assaulted by all this rubbery fun.
Goodnight Springton, there will be no encore.
(via sweetjeevas)
Decided to explore the “British” tag on tumblr.
I found a lot of porn and not a single image of Her Majesty the Queen.
Somehow I don’t think tumblr quite grasps the complexities of our glorious nation - nobody here likes porn, we just like fancy parasols and tea.
According to my vast research, this is all you need to know about the British.
All in a days work ladies and gentlemen.

(via seaotterofdoooom)
The God Emperor: Always relevant.
Satan pls leave.
Saddest moment in the prequels
Not if you were rooting for the bad guys it wasn’t!
…
Oh god, I’m a monster.
By far my favorite part in any of the three movies. This part was so well done it was amazing and powerful.
- Rohirrim Charge HD (Blu-ray) 1080p (by RokujyuuyonShou)
Sometimes a piece of cinema defines us as a person.
This was that piece of cinema.
2.0 Master Post by StickFigureQueen
I love these designs.
> Cyborgs
> Ponies
Two of my favourite things.
In one place.
I think I need a cold shower.
(via vengeful-lust)